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Cast and crew pic of The Teen Sex Education Show

Well, after the disaster of a shoot that didnt happen left me coming home from Brighton empty handed last Sunday I had to come back to London and watch the news about the riots that kicked off in my home town of  Tottenham.

I had to deal with an email from a model from my other site about removing scenes she appeared in. Which is numerous to to say the least and running into the thousands of pounds which she earned from me doing so. This was round two spanning over a few months from when she first brought it to my attention that a colleague found a scene of her that belonged to me and that he used it to get her fired. I still have no proof of this particular scene and whether it is mine or not as she didnt give me any links and seems to avoid telling me despite the fact she has worked for several other producers as well. From what she told me it sounded like sexaul blackmail.  She resisted his advances and he used it to fucke her over which is entirely out of my jurisdiction really.

This was round two. She was not happy until I removed all the scenes despite telling her it being a waste of time whilst the scenes still existed on file sharing networks and tube sites. She seems to think that it being on my site thatthose outlets will still come and get itif she has it removed. I dont think she understands how filesharing and tube sites work. She lost any future support from me when she made a veiled threat about taking legal action against me with a “lawyer that takes newspapers to court and wins everytime”. I had her name changed which was a stage name anyway but in truth I have nothing against the girl and nor was it my intention to ruin her life except she seemed to think accusing me of being all about the money was supposed to appeal to my conscience. I guess it was ok when she took the money that was paid to her for those scenes but somehow begrudges me making money on it 10 years later citing I should do so out of  “good will”. Why? Shes not my friend? I haven even heard from her in years and now she springs up 10 years later asking me to remove content (that I legally own) and threatening me legal action.

Mmmm….She should consider herself lucky I even had her name changed.

Come the Monday I was the cameraman for a content shoot for Eden Mayhem that was to be filmed for Channel 4′s upcoming season two of The Joy Of Teen Sex (see a show here)  presented by a girl called Billi who was on set to film Eden Mayhem taking it up the arse for a special on the subject. They cant show it but they still have to filmit even though they arent shoing it. I said why dont they just fake it but they said they cant. Poor Billi has to see it. This show I am told is going to be heavily promoted on its run up to its broadcast in November. No doubt the phone will be ringing off the hook with people that see me on it. Might be a good time to book that holiday

I agreed to it though I wasnt entirely comfortable with it because I mainly shoot for Real Couples these days  discussing the aesthetics of anal sex outside of my usual genre but I was helping a mate out as a favour and plus meant to be getting paid too but the stud couldnt manage the wood required for the bum fucking so they opted to interview on the basis of how hard it is doing porn shoots. mInd you the conditions the performers had to work in didnt lend itself to a hot scene either. We shot in a house under construction on a sofa that smelled of piss. Not exactly a very romantic situation to get your groove on really is it?

I got to chat to Billi who is the presenter of the show. To anyone that has seen the show, she is 19, smart and a journalist which is how she got the gig but silly bollocks here always speaks his mind by blurting out how miserable she looks on the show. Apparently she was cast her on the basis of this dead pan approach to  shocking topics.  She did seem indifferent watching us shooting the sex scene which might have partly been responsible for why Andy was struggling to get wood…Or secretly he was probably thinking about shagging her and not focussing on Eden. There weree too many distractions. To make matters worse we had to consider the real possibility of the weekends unrest with the riots was coming this way to Barnet but thankfully, a smashed window to a mobile phone shop on Barnet High street was about the extent of it as the police arrested most of the 60 plus people that tried to start the ruckus and dispersed the rest

Tuesday came and the destruction I was witnessing on TV was rivalling the full scale destruction of the american bombings of Iraq!

Andy explaining why he couldnt get wood on set for Channel 4…Ha ha ha!

All day I  was being fed links to facebook pages of idiots wanting to meet up at McDonalds at 8, presumably to get a burger in before  kicking off for the evenings entertainment of rioting and looting. I was disgusted, angry and fuelled with paranoia for my family so I dug out my base ball bat and waited until the evening when the adrenaline was kicking in for expectation of the violence coming my way. I took a trip up to the street where the local Waitrose was boarded up. The officers allayed my fears by telling me to go home, relax, put my feet up and watch TV. I even got a personal message from the mayor of Barnet telling me not to hype the BS

Thankfully nothing came of it and I had a few drinks to calm my nerves before continuing the never ending job of editing the latest updates for Real Couples. My latest edit was a pain in the arse because I had to track matte a mosaic mask over a picture of the performers daughter on the wall which I absent mindedly didnt pay attention to at the time otherwise I couldve made life a lot easier by simply removing it.

After hours I am reading books on HDSLR photography getting ready to shoot a short  movie for a friend in October.I also learned another short movie I worked  on doing sound was accepted into the Tacoma Film Festival

WednesdayI met up with friends in Waterloo for eats and to watch Super 8 at the IMAX cinema. I love that cinema. Its a bit over the odds pricey but well worth it to watch those special movies which sadly, Super 8 was not. It was good but I felt it was a mash up of Spielbergs earlier movies through the years all mixed into one. Maybe it was a homage from JJ Abrams the director but still, I wasnt really feeling it

Thursday was a day off looking after my kids as the missus had to go and work on the jiggly TV stations and trying to edit later in the night after they had gone to bed but I was too tired so I did it on Friday and got my updates out in the post as well as prep for my shoot with Zarina Massood and Jay which was happening on Saturday. I had to confirm the shoot was on after the riots kicked off in the Salford area of Manchester. I didnt want to chance being stranded up there or having my car burned out but it turned out the rioting ceased because of the rain! These rioters and looters are such pansies and it proof that it had nothing to do with the shooting of a bloke in Tottenham the previous Thursday.

Saturday morning I slept through the alarm and left a couple hours later than expected to arrive at my shoot about 1pm (2 hours later than intended) but given the results of the day I need not have bothered but thats the risk of doing any shoot involving people youve never met before. Reality gonzo is unpredictable in that way. I took the opportunity since I was up that way to visit a cousin I havent seen in a while which was a fun way to end the day after another 2 hour drive back where I got home after 1am in the morning after being stuck ina traffic jam to dump the footage onto hard drives to archive for future editing