Hot uk wifes showing it all off.

Politics could learn from porn about East/ West relations. We got it licked here at Real Couples

Holly D & Loco finally made it to Real Couples. If  looking at Holly proves anything, its that beautiful girls can be found all around the world as well as diversities in personalities and interests.

As you can see Holly and Loco have a fetish for tattoos which people love or hate but do they give a fuck? Well of course they do as you can see from the pic to your left. This was shot quite some time ago and recent pictures on th esocial network show Holly looking a lot more defined in body but still as attractive. They are an exciting couple with a swinger lifestyle and both seem to be into body building and wrestling these days moe than they were at the time.

I’ll leave the rest up to you to work out from  what  you see from their scene. I don’t think they will be back anytime soon though so this may well be a one off as they have just moved on from porn like some people do.

I guess it was an itch that they needed to scratched on the way to exploring other interests in life. They are as diverse as the lifestyle they persue and this is what makes them interesting. That and the fact they are a nice mix with Holly being asian and Loco being English. Does this scene class as inter racial then? Me thinks so but that’s an entirely different debate not best left to us who enjoy scenes like this for what it is.

Behind the scenes of C4's The Joy Of Teen Sex with Billi and crew

Not sure how many people here would actually watch this show and be interested in Real Couples since I think the Real Couples thing is a bit of an acquired taste from the normal porn crowd but if you saw it this week you might have recognised me on the camera filming Eden Mayhem (as seen in the pic here)

I reported on this specific shoot way  back in the summer when it was made and here it is, finally on Channel 4.

The show has come in for a bit of heat for its frank unabashed approach to the subject of sex in its educationof teenagers (well if the parents aint gonna do it, someone has to eh?) You guessed it, I support the show wholeheartedly and the reason I ended up on it was simply because I was asked to by none other than Ben Dovers manager. It seems the crew wanted to focus on anal sex and wanted to film a real scene where it was happening but unfortunately it didnt happen as the bloke doing it just couldnt maintain an erection to do the deed.

They filmed it going wrong and interviewed both Eden and Andy about the porn business and its heavy use of it but I didnt see any of thois in the show. Maybe they may use it later in the series or it was just irrlevant in the end because we couldnt get it.

I came out of this unscathed it seemed because I wasnt too keen on the location where it was shot because the bloke who asked me to do it let us use the house he had under construction so kind of added to the sleazy squalid feel that Billy the presenter criticised it for but in justification, where porn is concerned, sleaze is part of porns appeal I have found but thats subjective to another post entirely.

The (failed scene) I shot had nothing to do with Real Couples as Eden and Andy were merely colleagues in the adult industry and because they are such good friends may have been the real reason why the scene didnt happen

In case you have no idea what I’m talking about the show can be seen here

He even looks like a porn producer!

Can someone please direct Larry Franco and his grilfriend over to Real Couples.com please?

Who wouldve thought that in all the places in the world that I would be reading about Larry Franco trying to make porn with his girlfriend in the Finanacial Express!

This is not untypical of how couples in general find me to shoot their videos for them. I guess he shouldve typed “real couples” in google and he’d have found me. Now I wouldve flown out to the US for that!

In case you dont know, Larry Franco is a successful movie star having appeared in the likes of Spiderman and the recently released in cinemas,  Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. He’s a good looking lad and you can bet his missus is well fit too

Seems all those celebs are at it anyway with pics of hotties like Rihanna geting naked. That girl just loves to get naked. I bet she’d love to do a porn video so we can see her in all her naked glory getting it. I wonder if she is naughty enough to do anal. I bet she would! Wow could you imagine her and

A gratuitous shot of Rihanna for no reason other than she looks hot naked

Chris Brown getting jiggy widdit for us? We would have fans for life for that one I’m sure.

Ahem, but I digress (as usual)…Seriously though, takea look at the pic to your right, you can almost see her fanny and shes touching it with her hand OMG!!!!…Ok back to Larry…

Seems Larry tried t make a homemade video with his lady but failed miserably. How did he manage that? The guy is in the motion picture industry and about to make a documentary about the porn business because he admires the performers in it who have the ability to do what they do. It aint rocket science, but then again, I probably couldnt make a Hollywood blockbuster either. They look awfully complicated to make with all those special effects they do so well.

Heres a tip James, you’ve got a nice camcorder I’m sure. Just press record, keep your lady in the centre of the frame and make like Nike and just do it! Relax and enjoy what is going on and get your head in the zone, you’ll find you respond naturally to what is going on. Dont fret about silly things like lights and hitting your mark.  I would suggest you have a steady hand when it comes to filming your own cum shot though, otherwise its going to look like 7 on the Richter scale of earthquakes for how shaky it will look when you gush up the old milk shake (ya know what I mean?) but thats not unusual given where your  in LA. Hey , maybe you can chuck in a special effect disaster scene then cut to you saying to your girl: “Did the earth move for you” and you gotta do a really cheesy grin to go with it too.

Also, if you really want to make your love for your girl known you could do no worse than sell me the footage for Real Couples. We buy in home made videos too. Thats right. just as long as its  in HD of course and dont think because of who you are we will just buy it automatically. We’ve een known to reject shoots that simply arent good or watchable. So  if the video has too much HMA (hairy man arse) its going to get consigned to the bin ok?

If you fail in your efforts again, you could always call in the big guns  and leave it tothe professionals eh? Hey, it what I do and I like to think I’m ok at what I do.

Then again it may be a load of tosh to endear Mr Franco to the US porn industry to make his documentary but I’ll take his word for it. It would be nice to see a documentary with a fun and positive angle instead of the misery they’ve been spouting about  for years.

I’m going to see Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes and probably have a little grin on my face throughout knowing what I have read.

You wouldnt see this after the watershed. Thats for sure

There are not many couples who would jump at the opportunity when asked, to be filmed shagging each other if there was a chance they’d get seen on terrestrial TV but Lisa and Darren didnt mind.

Wen asked what it was for I told them it was a show about Why Men Use Porn? (yes daft title I know) I remember saying to the producer when he called me that the answer was simple: To have a wank innit! I wouldnt think there was any reason to go into it any deeper than that but the show wanted to with a panel of men ranging from those who like it to those that dont to see what the findings were.

In fact I dont think the finding was anything other than what we knew already but I supposed it made for programme padding in that it was  cheap to produce by TV production standards but I’ll give credit to Crackit Productions though, they made a good effort. It was an engaging enough show as well as intersting

Its like whewn you read that researchers have found out that (insert something ridiculously obvious here) like sticking needles in your eye will make you go blind or something and you picture some bi focalled boffin with a load of people as experiments sticking needles in their eye.

I only got Crackit on board because I requested they pay for the shoot as I dont have any hangers on when I’m paying for it. Thye came back with a greenlight and it was on which is why I made the cameraman part of the scene because by having a third party in there was always going to influence the outcome of my video. Even though he didnt want his face to be seen (what will the sife think?) he was jolly sporting about the whole thing. You could even call this a porn shoot ride along. Not that this is the first and who knows, surely wont be the last. Seems the media have a hard on for porn these days.

Its just a shame most of them try to make it out to be a dodgy and bad thing. People should just chill the fuck out, have a coke and a smile and jack off. There really isnt that much going on to warrant making all these shows for…Well, it has givenme good exposure as the show is on every other month or so these days.

Read what else went down on the day of the shoot here. Heres a preview of what the show was about….If you catch the show you get to see me on the job. With my clothes on of course Lisa and Darren are from Portsmouth and I featured them about a year before this one was made which was over a year ago. How time flies eh?

Damn I’m even in this clip below and Real Couples is credited too in the end credits which is a touch

Vicki enjoying a full on assault in the back door area OOF!!

Ages a go I posted a sound file thathad the mnost surreal conversation that if you were a neighbour and put your head to the wall to listen you’d think, what the blazes is all this about?

What the blazes indeed. The video to that sound clip is now our latest update and certainly makes for interesting viewing. There is never a dull moment when Vicki Peach is around. This is a girl that literally enjoys a good arse fucking and even though she loves her man Jim (they are both soul partners) Jim is cool enough a guy to enjoy threesomes with his girlfriend and even regales us with an episode of when they had a threesome with a friend who was a mental patient but became sane once he had sex with Vicki.

Vicki amd Jim seem alike a very fun and down to earth couple and here you can see them at the house of their friend Matt who kindly let us do the shoot there. It turns out he’s had a bit of fun with Vicki too but doesnt expect it. its just one of the wild random things they do as friends on the rare occasion.

This wasnot a rare occasion but we get a glimspe of what that rare occasion involves when Matt previews a video he made one Christmas hanging with Vicki anmd Jim and even Jim admits he has never seen anything of the like.  Curious? Sure you are. Go check out the scene and find out and be just as amazed as Jim was

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