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Bianca and Victor getting busy for our latest update

Our latest update was shot in Prague and yes, as seems to be the norm these, features a couple who met on the internet through a dating website. What makes this a bit different though is, Bianca advertised looking specifically for girls and its always the way that when you get a girl as hot looking as her that you are always going to get a lot of  guys that will try their luck in the hope that she will consider them.

Victor was one of those guys and the really lucky thing for him is that, Bianca was bulk deleting messages without even looking so how come Victor was that one guy she not only found by chance but ended up in a relationship with before embarking on a journey together where they came to my attention and ended up here on Real Couples to be enjoyed by our members.

To quote Victor in the video: ” She went out looking for a chick and ended up with  a dick”. Bianca confesses she took an instant liking to him because he was very good looking compared to the many guys that were not so appealing I guess. I didnt get the impression that Bianca was an all out lesbian but I guess its quite obvious that a good looking guy for sexual encounters must have been thin on the ground so she struck gold on that one.

Luckily for us of course that their sexual adventures led to doing porn as I dont get the impression that Bianca did too much of that in glamour despite revealing that some of their  swinging experiences involved  threesomes with other girls  and guys and admitted to enjoying a dp so obviously enjoys anal sex too which is demonstrated in their scene.

Not only are they a good looking couple but they were fun to work with too which makes my life a lot easier doing what  I do.

For the first time since I started shooting for Real Couples I have to admit defeat. There was no saving the shoot that was meant to happen on Sunday 7th August.

No option was available to me to even salvage the day with a solo shoot or a homemade shoot. We came so close but yet it was not meant to be….

The day started out promising enough. Clear blue skies and sunny as I drove down to Brighton, stopping off on the way for a Burger King at the services on the M23. It was here that I thought I would call the couple (who shall remain nameless) as I didn’t receive a response to my earlier message when I had set off.

Whilst I was driving I received a call from the boyfriend that they had a bit of a domestic which was an undertstatement given that it followed that he was sitting on the doorstep with his clothes in a bag after she had thrown him out last night.

I was only 10 minutes away so I decided to go the rest of the way and see where this was going. I arrived to be met by the girlfriend naked except for a towel to hide her modestyat the door. Shes no stranger to me as she has featured on the site before with a previous partner some years before. She had just got out of the shower and she told me what was going on and that the boyfriend was on his way over and when he arrived there was a tension in the air between them as I caught her flashing him dirty looks.

I made it clear that I noticed what was going on but didnt rule out the shoot actually happening because I have been in similar siutations in the past where it looked like all hope was lost and it ended up being a better than expected shoot. It also helped that the pair were in the adult industry as this is where they first met and have been together for about a year already so I was banking on them being professional. In other words, to just get on with it and get paid. I could still say this was real because of it but it seems that when it comes to human emotions, money doesnt mean a thing where professionalism is concerned and I can understand and respect that.

We began the photoshoot and things looked a bit better as they warmed towards each other sexually but it was the snide comments that had me commenting to the girlfriend that she was making things difficult. Now before the ladies out there think this is some male solidarity thing, bear in mind that if this was coming from the bloke I would’ve said the same thing to him as well.

In fact, given what I know about the guy from my short time there, it seems he was a good guy who didnt need to put up with the hositlity he was enduring and was only doing so because I believed he genuinely loves her but it seems the sticking point between them is she wants him to give up the shagging other women for porn movies but the dilemma for him was they met in the porn business and nothing pays as much at a time where it is diffuclt to get work. Still, he was prepared to give up for awhile but things didnt work out and just got worse.

We made it through the picture session and was at the point we were ready to start the video and thats when things took a nose dive.

They started off well enough and spent a considerable time just kissing and speaking in hushed tones which I thought was ok given the circumstances and it was when he went down on her it seemed she was getting into it but kept closing her legs, and while filming I gently moved her legs aside still filming so I could see what the boyfriend was doing but after awhile I detected the mood was getting a bit weird and thought I had better stop touching her leg and moved back a bit when she suddenly said: “I cant do this!” then looked like she was about to burst into tears!

It was as good as game over at this point but while I was trying to be sensitive to the situation I had also travelled from North London to Brighton expecting to get a shoot and after awhile I tried to salvage the situation by asking to film it for my documentary and even then the girlfriend was not interested, which, again I found understandable.

We stuck around for a bit as things got more emotional when she told her boyfriend to leave and demonstrated it by packing his bags and throwing him a punch in the face! At this point I thought it was wise to leave because I didnt know how much tolerance her fella would have before he started meting the same back and I dont think it wouldve been good to be caught in the middle of that.

I didnt leave empty handed but I dont have paperwork to use the material so I am hoping if things change between them that the option is still there to continue the shoot but here we are a week later and its looking very unlikely

Why did this have to happen on my watch? This is the first time I have witnessed a break up on the day of a shoot. Thankfully I’m informed these outbursts were a weekly occurence so I suspect there are some issues there that doing a video for a website cannot fix.

I guess this is what is known as an occupational hazard

Cast and crew pic of The Teen Sex Education Show

Well, after the disaster of a shoot that didnt happen left me coming home from Brighton empty handed last Sunday I had to come back to London and watch the news about the riots that kicked off in my home town of  Tottenham.

I had to deal with an email from a model from my other site about removing scenes she appeared in. Which is numerous to to say the least and running into the thousands of pounds which she earned from me doing so. This was round two spanning over a few months from when she first brought it to my attention that a colleague found a scene of her that belonged to me and that he used it to get her fired. I still have no proof of this particular scene and whether it is mine or not as she didnt give me any links and seems to avoid telling me despite the fact she has worked for several other producers as well. From what she told me it sounded like sexaul blackmail.  She resisted his advances and he used it to fucke her over which is entirely out of my jurisdiction really.

This was round two. She was not happy until I removed all the scenes despite telling her it being a waste of time whilst the scenes still existed on file sharing networks and tube sites. She seems to think that it being on my site thatthose outlets will still come and get itif she has it removed. I dont think she understands how filesharing and tube sites work. She lost any future support from me when she made a veiled threat about taking legal action against me with a “lawyer that takes newspapers to court and wins everytime”. I had her name changed which was a stage name anyway but in truth I have nothing against the girl and nor was it my intention to ruin her life except she seemed to think accusing me of being all about the money was supposed to appeal to my conscience. I guess it was ok when she took the money that was paid to her for those scenes but somehow begrudges me making money on it 10 years later citing I should do so out of  “good will”. Why? Shes not my friend? I haven even heard from her in years and now she springs up 10 years later asking me to remove content (that I legally own) and threatening me legal action.

Mmmm….She should consider herself lucky I even had her name changed.

Come the Monday I was the cameraman for a content shoot for Eden Mayhem that was to be filmed for Channel 4′s upcoming season two of The Joy Of Teen Sex (see a show here)  presented by a girl called Billi who was on set to film Eden Mayhem taking it up the arse for a special on the subject. They cant show it but they still have to filmit even though they arent shoing it. I said why dont they just fake it but they said they cant. Poor Billi has to see it. This show I am told is going to be heavily promoted on its run up to its broadcast in November. No doubt the phone will be ringing off the hook with people that see me on it. Might be a good time to book that holiday

I agreed to it though I wasnt entirely comfortable with it because I mainly shoot for Real Couples these days  discussing the aesthetics of anal sex outside of my usual genre but I was helping a mate out as a favour and plus meant to be getting paid too but the stud couldnt manage the wood required for the bum fucking so they opted to interview on the basis of how hard it is doing porn shoots. mInd you the conditions the performers had to work in didnt lend itself to a hot scene either. We shot in a house under construction on a sofa that smelled of piss. Not exactly a very romantic situation to get your groove on really is it?

I got to chat to Billi who is the presenter of the show. To anyone that has seen the show, she is 19, smart and a journalist which is how she got the gig but silly bollocks here always speaks his mind by blurting out how miserable she looks on the show. Apparently she was cast her on the basis of this dead pan approach to  shocking topics.  She did seem indifferent watching us shooting the sex scene which might have partly been responsible for why Andy was struggling to get wood…Or secretly he was probably thinking about shagging her and not focussing on Eden. There weree too many distractions. To make matters worse we had to consider the real possibility of the weekends unrest with the riots was coming this way to Barnet but thankfully, a smashed window to a mobile phone shop on Barnet High street was about the extent of it as the police arrested most of the 60 plus people that tried to start the ruckus and dispersed the rest

Tuesday came and the destruction I was witnessing on TV was rivalling the full scale destruction of the american bombings of Iraq!

Andy explaining why he couldnt get wood on set for Channel 4…Ha ha ha!

All day I  was being fed links to facebook pages of idiots wanting to meet up at McDonalds at 8, presumably to get a burger in before  kicking off for the evenings entertainment of rioting and looting. I was disgusted, angry and fuelled with paranoia for my family so I dug out my base ball bat and waited until the evening when the adrenaline was kicking in for expectation of the violence coming my way. I took a trip up to the street where the local Waitrose was boarded up. The officers allayed my fears by telling me to go home, relax, put my feet up and watch TV. I even got a personal message from the mayor of Barnet telling me not to hype the BS

Thankfully nothing came of it and I had a few drinks to calm my nerves before continuing the never ending job of editing the latest updates for Real Couples. My latest edit was a pain in the arse because I had to track matte a mosaic mask over a picture of the performers daughter on the wall which I absent mindedly didnt pay attention to at the time otherwise I couldve made life a lot easier by simply removing it.

After hours I am reading books on HDSLR photography getting ready to shoot a short  movie for a friend in October.I also learned another short movie I worked  on doing sound was accepted into the Tacoma Film Festival

WednesdayI met up with friends in Waterloo for eats and to watch Super 8 at the IMAX cinema. I love that cinema. Its a bit over the odds pricey but well worth it to watch those special movies which sadly, Super 8 was not. It was good but I felt it was a mash up of Spielbergs earlier movies through the years all mixed into one. Maybe it was a homage from JJ Abrams the director but still, I wasnt really feeling it

Thursday was a day off looking after my kids as the missus had to go and work on the jiggly TV stations and trying to edit later in the night after they had gone to bed but I was too tired so I did it on Friday and got my updates out in the post as well as prep for my shoot with Zarina Massood and Jay which was happening on Saturday. I had to confirm the shoot was on after the riots kicked off in the Salford area of Manchester. I didnt want to chance being stranded up there or having my car burned out but it turned out the rioting ceased because of the rain! These rioters and looters are such pansies and it proof that it had nothing to do with the shooting of a bloke in Tottenham the previous Thursday.

Saturday morning I slept through the alarm and left a couple hours later than expected to arrive at my shoot about 1pm (2 hours later than intended) but given the results of the day I need not have bothered but thats the risk of doing any shoot involving people youve never met before. Reality gonzo is unpredictable in that way. I took the opportunity since I was up that way to visit a cousin I havent seen in a while which was a fun way to end the day after another 2 hour drive back where I got home after 1am in the morning after being stuck ina traffic jam to dump the footage onto hard drives to archive for future editing

Zarina Masood and Jay from shoot yesterday

Went to Manchester to shoot Zarina and Jay at their home in Altrincham. They seemed a nice enough couple
but for some reason Jay was struggling to get wood shagging his missus.

I have to remind myself that this sort of thing comes with the territory of shooting reality based series. I’ve heard he was good on other shoots but I guess it was meant to be that it’s my shoot he wasn’t to be so good on.

There could be several reasons for this but without knowing them I dont know for sure and frankly, not interested really

The shoot was what it was and no less real for it. They admit to escorting as a couple and used to be swingers and still have threesomes so they have a colourful and adventurous sex life.

Jay admits to being bi which Zarina Is turned on by and I suspected he may be a voyeur and probably needed visual aids. Where is a third guy when you want one eh?

Maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe not but all I know is whatever reason (because there is always a logical reason for everything) it turned out being what it was.

Jay did admit to not being comfortable in front of cameras but then if that was the case, why go through with doing a shoot that required video and stills. Its a bit like being scared of heights and doing and agreeing to do a bungee jump.

They fulfilled the requirements of the shoot (only just) but it should be ok with editing but there is nothing I can do to replace that real passion and heat that was missing.

My verdict is: He struggled because he was probably tired or there was something going on between them and their relationship. It’s weird how porn shoots can expose flaws

As far as I’m concerned, the best thing about the shoot was the interview where I think it gives more clues to them and redeems them as a couple as you have to expect some nervousness meeting someone for the first time but it would be dismissive to assume anything without really knowing them as a couple.

He even looks like a porn producer!

Can someone please direct Larry Franco and his grilfriend over to Real Couples.com please?

Who wouldve thought that in all the places in the world that I would be reading about Larry Franco trying to make porn with his girlfriend in the Finanacial Express!

This is not untypical of how couples in general find me to shoot their videos for them. I guess he shouldve typed “real couples” in google and he’d have found me. Now I wouldve flown out to the US for that!

In case you dont know, Larry Franco is a successful movie star having appeared in the likes of Spiderman and the recently released in cinemas,  Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. He’s a good looking lad and you can bet his missus is well fit too

Seems all those celebs are at it anyway with pics of hotties like Rihanna geting naked. That girl just loves to get naked. I bet she’d love to do a porn video so we can see her in all her naked glory getting it. I wonder if she is naughty enough to do anal. I bet she would! Wow could you imagine her and

A gratuitous shot of Rihanna for no reason other than she looks hot naked

Chris Brown getting jiggy widdit for us? We would have fans for life for that one I’m sure.

Ahem, but I digress (as usual)…Seriously though, takea look at the pic to your right, you can almost see her fanny and shes touching it with her hand OMG!!!!…Ok back to Larry…

Seems Larry tried t make a homemade video with his lady but failed miserably. How did he manage that? The guy is in the motion picture industry and about to make a documentary about the porn business because he admires the performers in it who have the ability to do what they do. It aint rocket science, but then again, I probably couldnt make a Hollywood blockbuster either. They look awfully complicated to make with all those special effects they do so well.

Heres a tip James, you’ve got a nice camcorder I’m sure. Just press record, keep your lady in the centre of the frame and make like Nike and just do it! Relax and enjoy what is going on and get your head in the zone, you’ll find you respond naturally to what is going on. Dont fret about silly things like lights and hitting your mark.  I would suggest you have a steady hand when it comes to filming your own cum shot though, otherwise its going to look like 7 on the Richter scale of earthquakes for how shaky it will look when you gush up the old milk shake (ya know what I mean?) but thats not unusual given where your  in LA. Hey , maybe you can chuck in a special effect disaster scene then cut to you saying to your girl: “Did the earth move for you” and you gotta do a really cheesy grin to go with it too.

Also, if you really want to make your love for your girl known you could do no worse than sell me the footage for Real Couples. We buy in home made videos too. Thats right. just as long as its  in HD of course and dont think because of who you are we will just buy it automatically. We’ve een known to reject shoots that simply arent good or watchable. So  if the video has too much HMA (hairy man arse) its going to get consigned to the bin ok?

If you fail in your efforts again, you could always call in the big guns  and leave it tothe professionals eh? Hey, it what I do and I like to think I’m ok at what I do.

Then again it may be a load of tosh to endear Mr Franco to the US porn industry to make his documentary but I’ll take his word for it. It would be nice to see a documentary with a fun and positive angle instead of the misery they’ve been spouting about  for years.

I’m going to see Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes and probably have a little grin on my face throughout knowing what I have read.

You wouldnt see this after the watershed. Thats for sure

There are not many couples who would jump at the opportunity when asked, to be filmed shagging each other if there was a chance they’d get seen on terrestrial TV but Lisa and Darren didnt mind.

Wen asked what it was for I told them it was a show about Why Men Use Porn? (yes daft title I know) I remember saying to the producer when he called me that the answer was simple: To have a wank innit! I wouldnt think there was any reason to go into it any deeper than that but the show wanted to with a panel of men ranging from those who like it to those that dont to see what the findings were.

In fact I dont think the finding was anything other than what we knew already but I supposed it made for programme padding in that it was  cheap to produce by TV production standards but I’ll give credit to Crackit Productions though, they made a good effort. It was an engaging enough show as well as intersting

Its like whewn you read that researchers have found out that (insert something ridiculously obvious here) like sticking needles in your eye will make you go blind or something and you picture some bi focalled boffin with a load of people as experiments sticking needles in their eye.

I only got Crackit on board because I requested they pay for the shoot as I dont have any hangers on when I’m paying for it. Thye came back with a greenlight and it was on which is why I made the cameraman part of the scene because by having a third party in there was always going to influence the outcome of my video. Even though he didnt want his face to be seen (what will the sife think?) he was jolly sporting about the whole thing. You could even call this a porn shoot ride along. Not that this is the first and who knows, surely wont be the last. Seems the media have a hard on for porn these days.

Its just a shame most of them try to make it out to be a dodgy and bad thing. People should just chill the fuck out, have a coke and a smile and jack off. There really isnt that much going on to warrant making all these shows for…Well, it has givenme good exposure as the show is on every other month or so these days.

Read what else went down on the day of the shoot here. Heres a preview of what the show was about….If you catch the show you get to see me on the job. With my clothes on of course Lisa and Darren are from Portsmouth and I featured them about a year before this one was made which was over a year ago. How time flies eh?

Damn I’m even in this clip below and Real Couples is credited too in the end credits which is a touch