Hot uk wifes showing it all off.

I always knew Michelle would make someone a good wife someday and here she is

You may have to wait a little while for this one but one of our favourite girls is back and doing well 8 months later into her marriage which I had the privilege to b invited to and filmed for them.

The wedding dress theme for their latest scene was their idea and I got to admit I pounced at the chance  because we have never had a bride getting shagged in her wedding dress yet and I had to cash this one in at some point as it was part of the deal of me shooting  content for them some months ago as many of you who have requested shoots already know I have a bit of a queue that i am working through to do these shoots.

Its always a pleasure having Michelle and Stefan back or should I say, Mr & Mrs Hard though I have to admit, I very nearly blew it. I can give yo umore detials whenthe time comes but for now i’ll leave you with this pic of htem to enjoy as it is far too cruel to wind you up whilst you wait to see their latest scene. I’ll mostlikely stick the behind the scenes video up before the main update just to tease you a bit more.

What with this and the wedding two weks ago I also have another wedding to shoot next month as well so there is a running theme through out July and August you might accuse me of having a fetish for comely lasses in wedding dresses. You gotta admit there is something a bit ruder than rude about it though haven’t you and one thing we like around here is a bit of rude. In fact we like it downright filthy and rude. Lifes too short for formality and ritual. Lets have fun with it. You only live once.

I wont waste your time with the detials. lets leave it nerarer the time but lets just say it was a fucking scorcher!!!!

Vicki enjoying a full on assault in the back door area OOF!!

Ages a go I posted a sound file thathad the mnost surreal conversation that if you were a neighbour and put your head to the wall to listen you’d think, what the blazes is all this about?

What the blazes indeed. The video to that sound clip is now our latest update and certainly makes for interesting viewing. There is never a dull moment when Vicki Peach is around. This is a girl that literally enjoys a good arse fucking and even though she loves her man Jim (they are both soul partners) Jim is cool enough a guy to enjoy threesomes with his girlfriend and even regales us with an episode of when they had a threesome with a friend who was a mental patient but became sane once he had sex with Vicki.

Vicki amd Jim seem alike a very fun and down to earth couple and here you can see them at the house of their friend Matt who kindly let us do the shoot there. It turns out he’s had a bit of fun with Vicki too but doesnt expect it. its just one of the wild random things they do as friends on the rare occasion.

This wasnot a rare occasion but we get a glimspe of what that rare occasion involves when Matt previews a video he made one Christmas hanging with Vicki anmd Jim and even Jim admits he has never seen anything of the like.  Curious? Sure you are. Go check out the scene and find out and be just as amazed as Jim was

Satin and Cage finally tie the knot. Doesnt she look hot in that wedding dress!

I got back last night from a weekend in Prague where I was busy the moment I landed and was picked up by Cage who brought me over to my pals house to stay and where we hit the bar and saw a live act of a new band he is managing.

I shot the wedding video for Satin and Cage the next day and even as she got ready. Always makes for pleasant memories later on to see the fussing and stressing going on as the bride gets ready and people start milling around. They were blessed with good weather. While it was overcast and raining heavily throughout the day in the UK it was boiling hot and sunny in Prague and I wished I had thesense to do whtat their photographer did and dress accordingly because I was sweating like a pig on heat!

The day was so nice that they had the nuptials done outside on the grounds of a stately home where they also had the reception. I think I’m beginning to have a fetish for weddings as I do enjoy them whereas years ago I dreaded the formality of it all. it felt stiff but they can be immense fun as I found out later at the party they had for the guests that didnt come tothe reception which was a small gathering of friends and family of which I felt privileged to be invited to, even despite the fact I was shooting the video

It was interesting to see couples I have featured on the site among the guests. A couple of them were seperated and I was surprised that oneof them didnt even remember me! I had to remind him who the girl he was with at the time before a smile went across his face and he told me how long ago it was they were together and now she has a child with another man now!

Satin, it goes without saying looked absolutely stunning in her wedding dress as did Cage looked in his suit. They looked like the perfect model couple, even if they dont like to think of themselves in that way.

After partying the night away I opted not to do all that dancing as I htink there is a certian time of your life you start feleing a bit ridiculous dancing but then I, m not as light on my feet as I used to be in my youth. All that extra weight and sweat cant look good on the dance floor so I opted to booze it up even more and surprising, night two of drinking did not bring with it the hangover that so many suffer the ext day. I drink to enjoy. Not to get wrecked and this was night two of caning the beer. I admit though I did get tipsy.

The next day I met up with a fellow pornographer just recently retired and his wife to interview him for my documemtary which is still in production and then Satin and Cage picked me up and brought me to the airport. It was a very eventful weekend and I returned jober as a sudge. Hic.

This might be some weird coincidence but I did a shoot today where the girl was a zombie in a wedding dress and my next Real Couples shoot is going to be a girl doing it in her wedding dress and Im shooting a wedding towards the end of August. Is someone somewhere trying to tell me something?

Anita and Roger with Satin Bloom sitting in on the interview

Our latest update was shot in Prague and Satin here (no stranger to this site either)  sat in to translate to the couple for me as their english was not too good so dont be put off by a little thing like that .  They do speak english but its even more cute hearing a pretty euro girl speaking with a certain innocence when you know you are going to see her getting up to all things rude. Well, you just know dont you. Otherwise you wouldnt be here on the site in the firstplace.

Not only did Satin arrange this couple for me as she is a model agent as well who models on the side but it seems from her social network pics that they are familiar on a more social level which betrayed one of the funniest jokes in the interview where Satin puts Roger on the spot about his past dalliance as a porn star which was short lived prior to meeting Anita.

Seems Roger, like many couples these days hit bingo when he met Anita who had no previous connections to modelling or adult whatsoever which is surprising given her good looks. It seems dating agencies are the preferred choice to  meeting newpartners who are more likely to do porn when you see the track record of most of them that end up on our site.

They turned in a rather nice performance and it goes to show that a man shagging  a woman wearing his socks is not indigenous to brit porn either but at least he was well attired and wore decent shoes. Not that anyone will pay attention with his cock wedged up Anitas pretty bum hole and I’m sure attention to detail will not be lost on Anitas good looks either.

I must be getting a bit soppy as I get older. I got my first one of two wedding invitations today and opened the envelope to see a rather sensuous but sexy invitation with the couple on the front of the card. Its really nice. They are a lovely couple and very attractive and could be described as a model couple but whatever you say, dont call them a porn star couple! They dont see themselves that way.

I offered to film their special day for them so I will be going to Prague as they are getting married in  a castle! This should be very nice and at this time of year if the  sun is shining it should be a perfect day for a wedding I am expecting to be everyhting as wonderful as Ive come to expect weddings to be.

The lovely couple getting married is Satin and Cage (not their real names of course) and the wedding is two weeks away! I’m so excited already…Though I love weddings now I know I’m not gay so don’t ask ok?

I can look at a man in a suit and say he looks good without getting a woody is how I know if you really wanted to know. Wow! Dont they look  really good together in that pic or what?