Hot uk wifes showing it all off.

At home and behond the scenes with the now Mr & Mrs Hard

The bonus extras continue with this second in our series of behind the scenes updates. Yeah we know many of you have seen the scene already on the site but this was shot as a deliberate extra on the day and marked my return to shooting in early 2010. Since then they have got married and I was lucky enough to be invited to their wonderful wedding late in November 2010

Many of you may have seen this clip already but it was always intended to spear head our new series of extras in behind the scenes short movies which I am finding new and interesting ways of filming without compromising the exclusivity of the shoots.

I know a small percentage of you have voted against extras not seeing the point so this is for the majority of you out there who have always wanted to see how Real Couples was put together and if anyhting, shows some insight to the people featured other than in states of sexual congress. Anyway, this si the first in many coming your way this time of the month and I hope you enjoy them for what they are

One good hand deserves another

It pleases me no end to announce the return of this crazy couple who both featured on this site a couple years ago and you know what? They’re still both mad as hatters. I mean that affectionately of course.

I always knew I wanted them back on the site but I just didnt want a repeat of the same thing we did before so India not only promised me we would be doing it somewhere different but she had a whole scenario in her head that she wanted to play out a call girl fantasy seeing that they were staying in a hotel in the appropriate part of town for that sort of thing and she promised to be so slutty she was even going to do anal! Gasp!

What can I say? I did my thing, they did theirs and badda bing -badda boom heres the results. A vibrant, colourful and fun scene. Oh and India took it up the bum for the first time on camera too (which always makes me nervous) but it turned out alright on the night and we had much fun making this video. She really wanted to ramp the action up from their first video and she succeeded.

For more ins and outs on this scene read the diary. I can say I also have another scene with them enacting another fantasy and shot by another producer but more on that when the time is right. By the way, they aint great actors but wow do they make up for it with genuine enthusiasm

Meanwhile, enjoy their scene here

Hi everyone, its me, your friendly neighbourhood pornographer here.

I feel an explanation is owed with regards to why a lot of couples have been waiting in line for many months now to do shoots and why I havent shot them yet.

I am interested in every single one of you that has come through and I think everyone got the nod of approval and still waiting on a shoot date. To you all I apologise profusely. Just hang in there for me if you can please.

The reason for ther huge delay is because I have shot so much I am sitting on a stock pile of scenes and having explained myself so many times already I thought it was best to just tell everyone here now that I know many of you actually read the blog.

Some have suggested that we should increase the updates to ease the stockpile but running a website is a balancing act and this is not practical. Right now I am averaging one exclusive shoot per month because I am in the process of shooting other projects such as my docu movie on the UK porn biz (more on that later this year) as well as other things outside of porn.

To be honest I should stop shooting porn altogether for about a year but that would be impractical too as many of you will think I have left the porn business and we cant have that now can we?

I will get around to working with all of you in due course. Those of you who know me, know that once you have a date out of me then you can take that as gospel. I have never cancelled a shoot date on anyone ever in all my years shooting porn and thats over 12 years now so a bug hearty apology is in order and depsite the recession being on there will be no change tothe rates of pay and that again is why there is a reduction in the output of shoots.

If you havent noticed, we have increased our updates with the inclusion of behind the scenes bonus movies which is an added feature every month plus we have decided to include home made movies again but this wil be explained in another blog update.

Hope you all understand and thank you for your loyalty

30 and squirty: Charisma comes like train!

From the land of the Dam in the nether regions of  Holland comes Charisma Gold and her hubby Quentin who visited the UK way back in late November 2008. Yes its taken that long to get them on the site because I was shooting couples like a mad man possessed that life was a blur until I was digging in the crates of tapes recently and found this little gem of a scene and what I loved about it was something that happened out of the blue that had me pitching a boner instantly. I wont say here cos you can read the diary entry for more info

I hope you like her as I would welcome some feedback because she would like to make a come back and do another scene with another girlfriend and her husband. I am going to get them back but theres nothing wrong with letting Charisma know how you about her and that you have enjoyed her scene and brought a smile to your face. Be great to hear from couples who get off with each other watching them too. Whats the point of putting on a show if it isnt going to be enjoyed by like minded enthusiasts? Our site is dedicated to those who whip their bits out to show off their sexy skills. Show them some love!!!

She ain’t called Charisma Gold for nothing by the way and when you see their scene you will know why. Talk about hot fanny champagne shooting across the room! You catch my drift. Yeah she loves a good seeing to from her man does our Charisma.

Incidentally this was my first shoot on HD for those of you that like trivia. Quentin has been on here a number of years ago with his previous partner Kyla but the less said about that the better. Let’s deal with the here and now, besides Charisma is way better and when you see her in action you will know what I mean.

Wow! Check out Tammies sexy boobies!

Wuzzup RC fans! Just wanted to let you know whats going on in my life. It feels like its been a while sionce Ive been here at my computer blogging.

Had a great shoot with Tammie Lee which was llike 8 years overdue! Thats how long Ive known of her in the business and didnt get around to working with her until now. I had to fight ferocious crosswinds on the M1 to get to her. Oh the things I do for you!  Got to big up her fella Ollie for making it happen as, without him we wouldnt be seeing Tammie getting down to sexy action wrestling with his “trooser snake” because she is….Sssh, but come closer and I’ll whisper it in your ears…Four months pregnant and I tell you what, that girl looks happy and mad in love. They couldnt stop saying it to each other on the video and you know what? i didnt mind in the slightest. Normally I’d say “pass me the insulin shots” but it was heartfelt, torrid and passionate. Those things are hard to find in porn these days. yeah I know it aint for some but then if you dont like it you can always go to ne of another hundred million “gapemyarseandpukeinit dot coms that are out there.

I could feel this scene as i was filming it. Ollie did way better than I expected he would. Blazed through the stills he did. Normally I expect this bit to take longer than the shoot it self but the man did it like a pro. I also got my behind the scenes footage on the fly. I hope you all like this new additioal feature to the site. I actually enjoy watching the process of tkaing pics. the chit chat and general fun that is usually missing in a scene and these two you could see were having lots of fun.

Not only are they a hot couple but they are genuinely nice too and invited me to stay for a Sunday roast that Ollie cooked. he’s a damn fine cook too. All things considered, I dont need to say that Tammie has found herself a really good guy in Ollie. Cream pie fans are in for a treat too because Ollie is a self professed old fashioned type of guy who cums in his girlfriend rather than pulls out to cum on the face. Don’t get me wrong, we have no problem with facials but cream pies are just more intimate. To quote a future update with Satin Bloom “because I like to feel the man inside me”

Phwoar, just that sentence and her lips saying it in slow motion is enough to inspire wood!

You wanna know how nice Tammie is? She even made me a sandwich for the road and gave me stuff to eat in the car for the journey home. How nice is that? What a beautiful girl with a warm heart. Nice boobs too. You noticed how full they look? She is looking really hot and sexy as women do in their early stages of pregnancy. I think she is feeling it too as she even enjoyed doing anal. They said they enjoyed the day so I feel good that I left them with a nice experience.

Other things: I was away most of last week in a place called Taipas in the moutains of Portugal near Portimao shooting a music video for a friend who paid for my flight out there. It was a nice few sunny days, just fricking cold in the shade but all in all was a nice few days away. Glad to be back though and great yesterday worked out for me too. Not only that but Ollie was such a horny scally wag he did a home made video as well! And thats a first for us here at Real Couples since introducing this. In fact, its so new I didnt even mention it officially yet but yes the home made videos are coming back, so we have the exclusive shoot by me, the photoshoot of the stills session and the home made video. All in a days work!